Inca Rag/Name Game

In the cracker barrel dumpster I found a bag Red white striped I opened it--gag Mummy day pizarro dressed in a Inca rag Call on in to work quick Tell 'em that I'm seasick Uncle Ricky's schooner's docked Pompano Beach Weigh anchor and me and him each Need some extra sunblock, do it for 'em he can't reach San Juan by next Sunday Mummy mummy mummy Walking through the market, stop buy some rum and coke Plantains please, my mummy man spoke But you have to pay 'cause you know dude I'm broke Sitting outside the sunset, are we in Cadiz yet? Over to Majorca for few audience fit Juan Carlos, his throne he go sit Throw the mummy in the dungeon bottomless pit Appealing in the Hague say Mummy mummy mummy I was listening to a classic VH when I pulled an H. Singh Drank myself into a stupor, ears started to ring And I'll go finally Al's and type my brain away With Pebbles and Ives we'll meet Madonna, Ladonna, Shadonna And my brother with the very best name of all And we'll go to finally Al's and type our brains away Let's play bacci and horseshoes and croquet But no, not cricket, 'cause I can't say their names And I'll go to finally Al's and type my brains away Penguin, Moe, Sal, Chris Penguin, Moe, Sal, Chris