Country Rap

Hillbillies talkin' 'bout turnip greens Cornbread, sweetpatatos, pork and beans Country roads farm and ranch Drink a little creek water from the branch We got pickup trucks chicken clucks Happy even when we're down on our luck We got fatback that's a fact And if you don't know that's a country rap. Neighbor down the roads got a cow for sale Twenty dollars more you get the horns and tail Saturday night we're goanna go get drunk Something in the road smells like a skunk. Steel guitars rowdy bars Redneck girls and beat-up cars We got fatback that's a fact And if you don't know that's a country rap. Sunday morning catch a speckled perch Been bad all week I got to go to church That afternoon it's all you please Fried chicken mash patatas black-eyed peas. Bumper sticker says lets rodeo Find me a hunny say hay lets go We got fatback that's a fact And if you don't know that's a country rap. Cowboy's talking about his quarter horse Pig farmers talking bout his pigs of course Sheeps and goats calf ropein' daughter How his son sings cool cool water. Alligator crawling round way down south Turn me around shut my mouth We got fatback that's a fact And if you don't know that's a country rap. And if you don't know that's a country rap...