When You Leave

They'll be breaking out the hard stuff when you leave They'll be breaking out the chit-chat when you leave They'll be breaking out the making out when you leave They can't wait They can't wait They'll be breaking out the X-Box when you leave They'll be breaking out the Courvoisier when you leave They'll be breaking out every Belgian beer when you leave They can't wait They can't wait I'm gonna stay Just to annoy them I'm gonna stay Just to piss them off I'm gonna stay Just to amuse myself I'm gonna stay I'm gonna stay They'll be breaking out the good music when you leave The stylistics, the spinners, the delfonics And they'll keep on, keep on making out when you leave They can't wait They can't wait There'll be red wine on all the carpets when you leave There'll be salsa on all the carpets when you leave There'll be God knows what other liquids when you leave They can't wait They can't wait I'm gonna stay Just to annoy them I'm gonna stay Just to toy with them I'm gonna stay They can't push me around I'm gonna stay Stay all the way They'll be talking behind your back when you leave How you couldn't take the hint and just leave They invited you, then regretted it, he won't leave Big mistake Big mistake They can't wait They can't wait They can't wait They can't wait They can't wait They can't wait They can't wait They can't wait They'll be swinging from the chandeliers when you leave They'll be putting on Mickey Mouse ears when you leave While they act out scenes from King Lear when you leave There goes one of the chandeliers when you leave I'm gonna stay I'm gonna stay I'm gonna stay I'm gonna stay (They'll be breaking out the making out when you leave) I'm gonna stay I'm gonna stay (they'll be breaking out the making out when you leave) I'm gonna stay I'm gonna stay