No Vices

I said hi I looked in the eyes And the next thing He offered me tea I declined He thought it was an indication I wanted coffee But I never really told him That I am just lonely Looking for company Someone to talk to as I sip whiskey I said hi She walked in the room I felt she was gazing at me Thought I should try Seemed like an awkward situation But I wanted to see Though I never really told her She looked alluring But I must get going Maybe tomorrow provided she's free Something just told me I must step aside And something just told me She's not my kind Something just told me I'm wasting my time For I know certainly That he's not my type I said bye Looked for an evening too fine But I got courtesy I resigned Seemed a bit shy and was desperately wanting to be Left alone to his devices Seemed like he didn't have vices No beer, no brandy, no gin, no rum, no whiskey