If It Ain't on the Menu

When a dog gets hungry he needs a bone And when a man needs lovin' he starts to roam I'm starvin' for your love and I don't want a bone So if you treat me like a dog I'll run away from home Don't want no warmed over kisses or yesterdays sigh I want everything fresh even brand new lies If you can't treat me right then it ain't no treat If the grub ain't no good there ain't no use to eat I'm a connoisseur when it comes to love Don't want a tough old hen in the place of a dove Don't want boardin' house kisses I don't want to fight Don't bother to kiss me if you can't kiss me right I want a full course dinner and your love every day And if it ain't on the menu there's another cafe Want everything fresh from your sweet sweet lips If the service ain't no good I don't leave no tip I know all the tricks underneath the moon If you're cookin' some soup you know I want a spoon If you ain't got what I want then another gal may If it ain't on the menu there's another cafe