If You Want a Mother

You want me to bring you home the baconFry it up and serve it to you too When I don't you act so god forsaken Like somehow I've been mistreating you I know thats the way your mama did it She waited on you dang near all your life It took awhile but now I finally get it You were never looking for a wife If you want a mother I can be one That ain't all that difficult for me We can do it your way from now on son And I'll show you what a mother I can be Remember Tuesday night when your out bowling You better have your butt back home by 9 Other wise your grounded for the weekend And that brand new Silverado will be mine In the evening when your feeling sleepy Well Ill tuck you in and pat you on your head And Ill be right down the hall if you should need me Big boys have to sleep in their own bed If you want a mother I can be one That ain't all that difficult for me We can do it your way from now on son And ill show you what a mother I can be (Instrumental break) If you want a mother I can be one That ain't all that difficult for me We can do it your way from now on son And Ill show you what a mother I can be You can go on back to your mother's apron strand Your mom can be a mother just like me