If That Ain’t Love

Baby, I'm sorry I done you like that I called you a name, and I gave you a wack I spit in your eye and gave your wrist a twist And if that ain't love, what is? In front of your apartment, I waited all night long To see who you'd come home with, and if he done you wrong Then I slapped your face, and I stepped on his And if that ain't love, what is? I called up the police, swore that you stole my car Showed some naked pictures of you down at the bar Pointed out the part of me you used to kiss And if that ain't love, what is? If that ain't love, then a Cadillac ain't a car And if you'd rather be with him than me You're a stupider bitch than I think you are I tore up your clothes threw 'em out in the rain Flushed your birth control pills down the drain If you don't want mine, you can't have his And if that ain't love, what is? I stared at your picture 'til I went into shock Sold my guitar and got my gun out of hock Took a shot at you, babe, but I deliberately missed And if that ain't love what is, what is? If that ain't love what is? What else can I do to show you darlin'?