Filthy Rich

{Oh step right up, ladies an' gentleman An see the big black rapping cowboy An' take a peek at the original cowboy Stevie Wonder} {Oh grab yourself a quarter An' come see the world's only two foot [Incomprehensible] We've got free popcorn an' balloons for the kids Come on down} Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich Off of somebody else's money Grandma worked her whole life Sewin' at a shirt factory She was savin' for retirement She had 'em take a little out every week But then a big man up in a high rise He cashed in his options and run Well, he took all her money and buddy that ain't funny Now Granny's work will never be done 'Cause everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich Off of somebody else's money Hey, me and my friends, we were talkin' 'bout that Ole Freddy, Bill and Sonny And how with all my brains and all your cash We can make a million, you can bet your ass Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich Off of somebody else's money I saw a preacher on the TV With big diamond rings on his hand He was beggin' for some money He said to send us every penny you can I guess the good Lord's got a mortgage And a payment on a yacht in the Keys So we better keep sendin' our hard earned livin' To those God-fearin' folks on TV 'Cause everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich Off of somebody else's money Hey, me and my friends, we were talkin' 'bout that Ole Freddy, Bill and Sonny And how with all my brains and all your cash We can make a million, you can bet your ass Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich Off of someone else's money Oh, it's Max on the sax Hey, hey, hey Yeah, with all my brains and all your cash We can make a million, you can bet your ass Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich Off of someone else's money Everybody's tryin' to get big and rich Off of someone else's money