Mans Tight Vest

Lyrics Karaoke

Man's tight vest I can't get in Can't make a nest for myself Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean Yeah I feel like a woman Yet I was born a man Wish I'd been christened Valerie Instead of Stan In a man's tight vest I don't fit into this world I was born a boy But I wish I was a girl No one understands In this skeptical world Why I walk like a girl But I talk like a man Sometimes I feel like a pony When my feet have ten toes, not hooves I have stubble on my chin And a big feminine button nose In a man's tight vest I don't fit into this world I was born a boy child But I wish I'd been a girl Am I drawing you a picture? A photograph for your mind I'm shaped like a knocker On the door of mankind Bang me once or twice And I'll take off the chain I'll answer through the crack Just Stanley But if you like you can call me Jane I'm so terribly confused Like a swan in a wormhole Which shoe is for what dress? I am happy with my nails Even Jesus was jealous When my hair's a mess Tap me on the backside Bang me on the chest I'm a woman inside a man Thirty-six in a man's tight vest