Bad Jazz

Lyrics

You ain't no Charlie Bird man. This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man. Trying to come on like John Coltrane. You're a white stain on black name. Like bad jazz, Cheese on a hot day. East 17, Vanilla Ice, that ain't nice! You ain't pop popular, man. Pop world's like an old empty molasses can. Twenty white kids kicking 'round a basketball court Bad jazz, like cheese on a hip hop day, bad jazz. You ain't no Charlie nothin' man. You're more like Charlie Brown, man. That's all white right, right, white, right, man. Like forty-one and that ain't white light. Bad jazz, bad ass jazz B A D J A Z Z Z Top. Viva Las Vegas* What the hell's that? That's right, bad jazz, right white man. Mmm Yeah. I ain't no Brooklyn queen but at least I ain't Heaven 17* I don't talk like that man. I'm white, right, white, right, light white man, yeah. Bad jazz Bad jazz. You ain't no Charlie Bird, man. This is the worst jazz I ever heard, man. Trying to come on like John Coltrane. You're more like Audrey Middleton, man. (?)